I’ve turned into a carrot, it’s baffling and strange.

Somehow while I was sleeping, I underwent a change.

Last night I was a human, with head and hands and feet,

This morning I’m a vegetable I’ve rarely cared to eat.

I look into the mirror, and see I’m long and lean.

I have an orange body, my hair is leafy green.

A further complication compounds my current woe,

A rabbit is approaching . . . So long! I’ve got to go.