This is the worst Octo-boo-r ever. (I’m a ghost. Humans call this month October, but we ghosts call it Octo-boo-r.) Why is it the worst Octo-boo-r ever? I’ll tell you why. Humans just moved into my house!
This used to be the perfect haunted house. There were cobwebs everywhere. There were drafts of cold air to give us boo-sts as we flew around.
I could cast spells on the house whenever I wanted to. Sometimes I made the walls sparkly and purple. Sometimes I made the floors into trampolines. Sometimes, on cold days, I made hot cocoa come out of the faucets.
Now everything is different. The humans vacuumed up all the cobwebs. Plus, my mom says I’m not allowed to cast spells on the house anymore.
She says we can’t let the humans know we’re here. She says humans are scary. She makes me stay in the attic all day. I’m so boo-red!