Betty met a yeti

in the mountains of Tibet.

She cooked him some spaghetti

and she baked him a baguette.

And when the food was ready

and the dishes all were set,

the yeti swallowed Betty

and said, “Mmmm. The best one yet.”


So that’s the end of Betty,

but you needn’t be upset

unless you meet a yeti

in the mountains of Tibet.

Then just stay calm and steady.

Don’t be nervous. Never fret.

And don’t cook him spaghetti

or, who knows what you might get?